yes, the famous chuck norris quotes:

- Chuck Norris went swimming but didn't get wet, the water got chuck Norrised.
- Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, the knife lost.
- Young children wear superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.
- Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with one card.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 with a glance.
-Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."

Just a small selection of quotes

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